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I'm becoming way into shoes.  These are affordable ($39) from Ann Taylor Loft, but let's face it...I can't buy them.


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you'll enjoy this.

http://www.waiterrant.net/

I may not carry a tray anymore, but I'm still a bitter waitress at heart.

Enough about that.  There's been a lot of talk about trust here and you know who I don't trust at all?

Women who commute in heels.

I was reading a fashion blog a while back and the author wrote that wearing sneakers with a suit is a fashion don't.  WHAT?  I realize that it doesn't look terribly amazing, but you know what's a bigger don't?  Falling on ( Read more... )

Is April Fool's a day to play jokes/pranks etc. or is it just a day of annoying dark and dreary irony?

The latter, if you ask me.

Now, I understand that there are a lot of people who have the same name as slut from the streets.  HOWEVER, I don't want to hear her name!  I'm sorry.  I just don't.  Everyone with that name is DEAD TO ME!

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Liz: From the sounds of it you're a very good party planner!  I've never seen this vacation side of Emily. It's usually let's lie on the beach and play it by ear...you really can't do that in NY though. Too much to do and not enough beach to lie on.

Me: I know..this is a weird side of me. I attribute it mostly to the worst vacation ever that ( Read more... )

a jelly bean.

Old school, jelly belly style.  So freaking good.

Yesterday I dragged myself through an exhaustingly boring day at work and then stood ass to ass with a large Spanish woman on the T while en route to my other job.  There, I licked envelopes and was gently spoken to about going on match.com at work.  My bad.

Last night I started screaming on the phone to Liz out of complete frustration about my ( Read more... )

 My dad, sitting at the computer, reading the news:
"Hillary--encouraged to drop out of race."

My mom, walking down the stairs with a pile of laundry:
"By who?  Obama?"

Things aren't looking good for Hill-dawg.

But we don't talk politics here because frankly we don't think too much about them.  However, if a Democrat does not step into office, I'll be a ( Read more... )

On Friday night when I left work, I had big plans for this Monday morning entry.  I was going to write about my fabulous weekend with George, my date for Saturday night, and the tremendous time I had.  Instantly, Curtis was going to be a blip on the radar.  Emily loves Curtis?  Noooo.  Emily loves George!

Wishful thinking.  After work I sat on the T ( Read more... )