How Are You Going To Die?
Explosive Diarrhea
What a sexy way to go.

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Guys Like That You're Sensitive
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Your Eyes Should Be Brown
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You scored as Apathy. Your life is marked by quite a bit of apathy: You don?t seem to care much about the direction of your own life, much less society in general.

I would find a quote or two to better describe the virtues and thoughts behind apathy, but ironically those who would espouse the concept of apathy are too apathetic to write about it ( Read more... )

You are a romantic flirt


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You will go to jail for:Because you lost your belt and your pants fell down in front of a group of grade three’s


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All-Around Smart

You are all-around smart. Essentially, that means that you are a good combination of your own knowledge and experience, along with having learned through instruction - and you are equally as good with theoretical things as you are with real-world, applied things. You have a well-rounded brain.

0% applied intelligence
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*the girls ask the guys....its always a surprise ( Read more... )

One day a man was working in a bar and 5 blondes came in. He asked what they wanted, they said 10 bottles of champagne. They all sat down at a table, and then 3 more came in. Then, the 8 of them began to chant "54 days! 54 days! 54 days!". Next, 2 more blondes (making 10) came in, carrying a Winnie the Pooh puzzle (you know, the kind for little ( Read more... )