I love walking into Hammerheads like I own it. And I also love it when everyone turns to look at me. It's shallow, yes. But sexy. Fucking sexy.

What an interesting day, muahaha.

Let's just say that I will never, ever bitch about waiting for the cable guy anymore.

So Paris Hilton got out of jail...is anyone really suprised? Fucking worthless judicial system. I was really hoping that she was currently the bitch of some diesle dyke, but I guess dreams really don't come true.

Moving was teh suck, but luckily I've got some awesome man-friends who helped out--thank you Mike and Mark. Sexual favors are forthcoming, just as soon as I have that sex change. ^_ ( Read more... )

Ok, Electric 6's song "Gay Bar" is one of my favorite songs, and I couldn't resist adding this little video. I think WoW is pretty lame, but if it was really like this, I'd probably play it.

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I've said this about 5 million times, but I'll say it again--

Newborn babies are UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY!

I think if I ever have a kid, I'll ask the doctor to put it back for about 6 months until it's cute and interesting, and not looking like an angry red potato full of well-aimed poop and vomit.

I wonder if this makes me a bad person ( Read more... )

If I go back and read what we wrote back in 2005, and the things that were said, I think I'll be over it eventually.

But until then...I think it's a big mistake...

...because I know that this is the last time.

Moving sucks, especially when you're less than 100% well. I've got so much crap to do, its insane.

1) Get deposit back from Fred
2) Pay Warren until 10th of June
3) Call Insight to have internet shut off
4) Pack
5) Have copy of Misti's key made
6) Change of address at post office
7) Call  U-Haul and rent truck for June 7th
8) get boxes from Wesselman ( Read more... )

My heart...it's a fragile, capricious, and terrible thing.

But right now...it can't get more full  of love.

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Let's get drunk on saturday
Walk on Primrose Hill
Until we lose our way
We''ll get sunburned on the grass
Playing silly buggers 'till I make a pass
And you laugh at ( Read more... )

So I've got a game plan in the works for the next two - three years of my life. I concocted it on some stranger's stone fence on 1st street while picking their roses and playing "he loves me, he loves me not" (the answers to that question were decidedly in the negative as I found out today but we won't focus on that right now ( Read more... )