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Well, maybe not so new. But I just found them and hit this funny segment on how to shoot a gun - Chuck Shot style.

http://pc.gamespy.com/articles/602/602035p1.html

The new Dell has arrived. Since the 1.8 didn't like WoW, just got a 2.8 from Dell. I'm already learning that XP is a memory hog in itself. 1Gb of Ram and XP takes up almost 400Mb for itself. Now to empty out the old computers and give them away. Glad I had today and tomorrow off.

New Computer... check ( Read more... )

Everyone loves a good movie, especially me when you have quotes like this "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours ( Read more... )

So I was bored at work today and decided to watch Pirates of the Caribean. Johnny Depp does a great job of Jack Sparrow the pirate.  When I got home today, there was nothing interesting to me on the Tube, so I turned to On Demand and made the horrid mistake of ordering another Depp movie. Charlie and the Chocolate factory. My eyes felt like they ( Read more... )

In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Stop refreshing this page until I get the answer I want.

Get your resolution here

I usually don't get surprised for Christmas.  Being one of those oddballs that goes out and buys the stuff I want.  But this year, my parents surprised me and found a Mr Potato Head that I didn't have.  He's really cool.  Now I just have to find another one that I can actually open, and a way of hiding it from my Brother-in-law, as it might walk ( Read more... )

As the great Pippen once said "They come in Pints, I'm getting one." The local grocery store has Ben and Jerry's for $1.98 a pint. mmmm.. Everything But The, The GobFather, Chunky Monkey, Cherry Garcia, Mint Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.  Where would my nights be without you?