Y'know, I really like it when I take these long breaks from posting anything here, it really gives me time and a chance to get a good look at things, to look around. I've been in a lot of strange places and around many strange people in my life. I've been in situations some people only have nightmares about and to cross that, I've been in ( Read more... )

Top Ten Ways To Tell When It's Time To Leave Your Neighborhood For The Suburbs:

1) You reach in your closet, find that old T-shirt you used to set a car part on and those shorts that were torn to shreds in the wash cus you left a pen in the pocket, put them on, take out the garbage and STILL get asked for fifty cents.

2) Your neighbors, having ( Read more... )

Where do I stand...?

And most of all... do I stand for anything?It took me a long time to accept the fact that my parents were and are absolute morons. I hate to say that because they're so smart in many aspects of life. They have life experiences that I'll probably never have, they have knowledge about things that I'll probably never know or need ( Read more... )

A lot of times I feel like my soul's not mine. Like in the grand scheme of things somebody lied about me, the young guy that already died. Perhaps it's my confidence, my wisdom or stride; perhaps it's brittle old bones and brand new pride. Maybe long ago when I really died they buried my bones on the lower east side. Maybe my age and my wisdom don' ( Read more... )

I wasn't angry, but now I am. I had originally written a piece for this subject that was more than fitting; it was perfect. I say perfect tentatively as I know perfection is impossible, but it was, as close to perfect as it gets at least for me anyway, I don't claim to be a Scholar of the Noun. Unfortunately I was dumb enough to pen, or type rather ( Read more... )

God I can't stand health nuts. I mentioned this briefly in a rant I posted earlier; I think not this year but the year before, closer to when I first got this little Den of Iniquity of mine. I never really got to hit on the subject like I wanted to and for a very good reason, I wasn't really agitated at it enough to poke any fun. Finally, I think I ( Read more... )

Right. So. Hi. Okay, fuck it: *laughs his ass off*. Alright, now that that's out of the way; down to business ( Read more... )

August 07, 1983My mother was wheeled into an emergency room cursing at the top of her lungs and in the process of delivering a baby. In truth, I wasn't even delivered in the Labor Ward. Nope, I wanted out so badly I was delivered in the hallway, but just so they could charge my parents for the Labor Ward, as I understand it, my mom, on her gurney, ( Read more... )

::BOOM::I'm back. Roll this up in a zigzag and smoke it, kiddies. It's good for you ( Read more... )

1) The acting. The Acting is so astronomically bad that it's comical on a gut-busting level. I suggest you don't eat or drink when watching this film, as spontaneous bouts of laughter are sure to follow.

2) Watching four white people, three of them adults, run from a midget in a green leisure suit, is even more rib tickling than the first excuse. ( Read more... )