What's the best way to tell if your family just sucks? I know, that's kind of an interesting question, but I couldn't help but ask it. I don't mean to say my family sucks or anyone else's does, but let's look at facts: Family's aren't exactly what you'd call... y'know, 'TV Family'-esque. In most cases we're all bitter, spiteful enemies, siblings, ( Read more... )

*Insert big orange curtain*

In 1978 a memo was put out by a Tobacco company full of useful facts about what Tobacco might do to you.

In 1979, yet another memo was put out about even more stuff Tobacco might do to you.

*the curtain falls, showing ten thousand people all lighting up at once in the middle of Time Square*Problem is, nobody gives a ( Read more... )

I'm having a good day. Don't think my mood reflects upon anything I say in this post from me to whoever gives a shit. Nothing could make me type something like this but sheer, raw, unmitigated wantWord to the wise: If you're smart, you won't bother clicking this link below. I wouldn't wish the reading of this violent, anti-social, evil drivel to ( Read more... )

What do you do when you realize nothing you do is good enough? We've all been there before, haven't we? That point that you reach when you're ready to say 'enough is enough' and call it quits because every time you try you invariably fail? I've been there so many times; I almost don't care to count them anymore. They've become scars, points in my ( Read more... )

I normally don't mix RP with my LJ, but for the past two posts, I've made an exception: Readers, I apologize in advance. I'll get back on the ball shortly. That's a promise, by the way.

To make this short post easier to read for many people, within the noted-off section, you'll see this: [::NOT A JOKE::] so you know that I'm not being cynical or ( Read more... )

caitsith4, or 'B' as I often call him for his long-time term as 'Blues@Phoenix, Antagonistic Protagonist Extraordinaire and Thorn in the side of Forte' and long-time good friend, posted a little blurb about his RP life and posed an interesting question that I just couldn't resist answering in long hand. So I did. This isn't an 'Official Post From The Hive ( Read more... )

There comes a time in life where everyone should be collectively offended. When everyone should feel insulted or at least a tad depressed at the fact that someone has just made fun of his or her personal intuition and general intelligence, et all. Am I a whiner, a protestor or a complainer? God no. Anyone who keeps up with this LJ knows good and ( Read more... )

Now . . . I know I pick on white people a lot. I don't do it out of spite or anything, but honestly. You guys are hilarious. And not the kind of hilarious like when you go see a comedian. No, that kind of hilarious actually has both rhyme and reason. I'm talking about that kind of hilarious that happens by accident. Y'know, like when two white guys ( Read more... )

Check out these 'nice tits'. You'll get the joke when you follow the link:

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It's been a while, hrm? Yeah, I know. I haven't been the most faithful attendant in the world. My maintenance just sucks, I'll be honest with you. But hey, at least each time I come here I at least pretend I have something valuable to say. Today is no different I assure you. I've spent the last few days enjoying RL as best I can in the midst of my ( Read more... )