Ahhh! Green monkeys and purple people eaters are chasing me around my house! Help!! I need help fast!

Can't we all just be friends!

Jesus christ it's fucking hot!

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absofuckinglutely!

Another Monday, Hooray! Hope this one is good.

I bet we've been together for a million years ( Read more... )

I had to do this. I can't believe it but purple is my favorite color. Coincidence I know, but so cool.


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If there ever was a day I didn't want to go to work, today is it.

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