Cling wrap coated in pepper spray. That stuff burns. Oh better, SPRING LOADED Catapult. Fill it with all sorts goodies like honey and tacks and such. The burglar won't know what hit them!
lmao I should have totally booby trapped the car! that will show them! maybe something that will singe off their eyebrows, Home Alone style! ha ha ha ha.
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