The first half was written by Ben Stein and recited by him on CBS Sunday Morning Commentary. The second half was made by Ann Graham Lotz:

( The Commentary )

Please hold while an available customer service representative ignores your blinking light in lew of doing her nails, reading a Cosmo, gabbing with a girl friend on another line, or flirting with the UPS guy. You call is not important to her and will be answered in whatever order she feels like. Your approximate waiting time is however long it ( Read more... )

Alright everyone, in the spirit of the season, I am doing a little computer cleaning. I am deleting old files, pictures, and papers that will NEVER be used again. I figured I should do the same for my internet bookmarks, AIM buddy list, and LJ friends list. Some of you have been on this journal for as long as I have had it, and we haven't spoken ( Read more... )

For those of you who didn't know already, I have applied to study abroad in Japan for the Winter semester . I will be going with one of my three best friends, Autumn, (the other 2 are Beile and ldechica) who has already been to Japan once. Instead of staying for 4 months in a dorm in Japan, Autumn and I have gotten an apartment, and are going to be ( Read more... )

Apparently my previous entry has sparked a debate among some of my friends. I would like to take a chance to de-construct each comment made and offer either agreement or a rebuttal.

( The extremely long response )

Some of you have known me for a long time, some of you haven't. The point of this post is not how well you know me, but how you feel about me.

More specifically, I want everyone who reads this post to leave a comment telling me EXACTLY how you feel about me, or if you don't know how you feel about me, then post something you have ALWAYS wanted ( Read more... )