I've decided that My Name is Earl is becoming a legitimately great sitcom. For two reasons ( Read more... )

Hahahahaha.

I finally saw the Glasgow Survival Dolmio adverts. I will never not be happy again.

"mum, does santa really hate wee fannybaws?"

"aye hen"

Ahahahahaha.

i can't believe i'm about to work a 9 hour shift at mori. on a saturday. still i have my day off tomorrow. i never do anything these days. i have like one day off a week so i just use it to lie around on my arse staring at the idiot box.

ho hum.

ach well.

i'll buy the guardian on the way down the walk. everything will be ok.

Roman Abramovich, Jose Mourinho, Frank Lampard, Joe Cole, John Terry....your boys took one HELLLLLLLL of a beating.

And of course it had to be a Ronaldinho wondergoal. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Now we just have to wait for Henrik Larsson to get the winner in the final or against England in the world cup and i can die happy.

so i'm sitting here, following the african cup of nations final on the internet when i should really be watching it on the tv. but no, it's on digital tv which i don't have because i'm not fucking jd fucking rockafeller! it's a fucking nightmare. and i've just found out like quite a few games in the world cup are only going to be shown on ( Read more... )

Group B: France, Italy, Ukraine, Scotland, Lithuania, Georgia, Faroe Islands.

i might actually put money on us coming second from bottom. fucksake. and apparently the top two from each group go through so england basically a bye into the european cup:

Group E: England, Croatia, Russia, Israel, Estonia, FYR Macedonia, Andorra.

i hate football

RIP wilson pickett. second father of soul.

so here i am again. at like 4am, completely unable to sleep because i did nothing today but listen to ricky gervais podcasts and then took a siesta from 3 till 9pm. not so much a siesta as a night's sleep at the wrong time ( Read more... )

well i'm having a grand old day to myself listening to all 7 ricky gervais half hour podcasts. they are seriously funny as fuck. i'm literally laughing my arse off just lying around in my dressing gown. who needs friends ( Read more... )

i just managed to punch myself in the face eating an apple. that's a first.