some clerks 2 quotes to make everyone's day a little brighter.

Randal Graves: Well I don't wanna jerk off in the Mooby's bathroom. What if a customer comes in and my jerkin' off gets him all sex nuts and retard strong, and suddenly I'm fighting him off as he tries to jam my dick in his mouth?
Dante Hicks: The most likeliest of scenarios.

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happy HOLIDAYS everyone!
i  know i know ...it's a little LATE...but i hope everyone HAD a good christmas!

we took ashton to see santa for the first time! it was soooo much fun, even though he looked like a little BLOB on santa's lap...and the santa clause SUCKED. he took like an hour and a half lunch break right when we got to the line they shut it ( Read more... )

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Type your cut contents here.
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i bleached my hair.
instead of turning blonde, it did this:


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my sophisticated litlle man, hehe
i love this shit

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i hate it when someone does something wrong...and doesn't apologize.

how HARD is it to make up and say you're sorry? not that hard.

i also hate hypocrites. not that i'm "BITCHING" or anything...

you didn't think i could leave without posting pictures did you
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i haven't really written in this thing for awhile...and since i can't sleep i figure what better time than now ( Read more... )

My baby finally kept his eyes open for a picture!

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