In theory my first post would have included states, weight, measurements and all that jazz... HOWEVER I feel like complete and utter crap this morning and bloated and dizzy... so so much for the formality it ain't gonna happen ( Read more... )

How many have u seen? If it's over 70, you're a cinema WHORE ( Read more... )

I am super talented. Lemme tell you. Today I managed to swallow my labret ball by accident. But...managed to spit it back up. I was quite impressed, and disturbed at the same time...but what ever...I got it back, it's what counts ( Read more... )

Got my labret. Rather...did it myself...but what ever it's all good. Anywho...it's almost all healed up, and the funniest thing ever...I can squirt water out of it! It's like a damn blow-hole! Haha...so ya that was my update...nothing really special other then that...

Wow...was just one of those days. Not a bad one...just...crazy. Got a new cell, which is a sexy beast. And...oh...um...had a rather awkward moment with my sup, a.k.a supervisor. I think he likes me...or...is interested in more then a simple friendship, but it's my fault for being the dork I am and not shutting him down enough times. Apperently my ( Read more... )

I found a label maker at work, no need to explain how much fun that was! Let's just say that my booth was covered in yellow labels. Hehe ( Read more... )

I try to be an honest person...I really fucking do...and I can't even ( Read more... )

Well...I must totally admit that yesterday was by far the worst day in my life. It was just one horrible misadventure after another ( Read more... )

Well...winter is soon to pass and I have high hopes for this summer. I have a job now...A real one...and cash is flowing in once again. I've gotten sick of the folks threatening to take the car away so I am saving up for a 'new' car. I know exactly what I want to so it isn't making things to difficult...the fact that they aren't making them anymore ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHA it's SO TRUE!!!

I didn't even know I had one! Omg...where is it?

If that isn't me...I don't know what is...haha

Well...they got the hair part right...lol

DEATH BY BRICK

I get to drive the wiennermobile!!