Toddler Help

[lyricwrites]

Just a few examples of toddler help:

Shoe Help. Step 1: Fill Mommy's right shoe with all baby shoes.  Step 2: Fill Mommy's left shoe with balls.  Step 3: Drag shoes to opposite ends of the house.

Phone Help. Wait until Mommy is on the phone with someone who doesn't know you, such as the insurance rep.  Help with the conversation.  Like so

Comments

[ladymercury_10]

So cute! :)

[lyricwrites]

*g* Thanks!

[a_phoenixdragon]

*CACKLES* That won't stop until they hit AT LEAST six...*CACKLES AGAIN*

OMG...these are hilarious! You poor dear *grins*

*HUGS YOU*

[lyricwrites]

Six? Oh, dear . . .

Glad I could give you a giggle! Heaven knows I get a chuckle out of it myself-at least, when I'm not desperately trying to ignore my theme-music power-up. *g* *HUGS BACK*

[fannishliss]

LOLZ! this was awesome. My husband was regaling us with tales of toddler language (he works with toddlers) so he read it out loud, and promised you a win. \o/ You should probably send to Reader's Digest or something. :D

[lyricwrites]

Wow, thanks! I'll go check out their submission guidelines.