Because my LiveJournal is more than one page, I decided I ought to get started on a master list for my fic.  I'm dividing it up roughly by era, and will try to keep fics roughly in temporal order (whatever that means in Doctor Who). So, if you don't see a new fic at the bottom of a category, that's probably because it's in the middle ( Read more... )

So I put my newest book up on Amazon pre-order-Kindle Select, this time, because I think I can make more money if I use their advertising features.  One of those advertising features is free or reduced prince giveaways, so stay tuned; I'll let you know when it's free.  (I'm hoping some people will review it and give me some publicity, but that's ( Read more... )

Sooo, obviously, I haven't been around much.  I've been more or less active on tumblr as lyricwritesprose, but I've also been working on some projects.  And one of them is my own original fiction.

Here's my Smashwords page.  I've got a free short story up, and a novella called The Fire-Moon, which is set in a fantasy kingdom based on ancient Egypt ( Read more... )

Title: Someone Else's Promised LandRating: G ( Read more... )

Title: Always a Bit Left Over
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Warnings: Offscreen violence
Characters: Amy, Rory, the Doctor (eleventh)
Summary: From tumblrite laurelhach: "Headcanon: the ‘popcorn’ button on the tardis microwave causes all corn within a two mile radius to violently explode ( Read more... )

Fact: both my children are, at the moment, very interested in cars and trucks.Fact: both of them have avoided pronouncing "truck" as "fuck," but that doesn't mean they have the correct pronunciation.  They vary between "guck" and . . . well, not guck ( Read more... )

As an outlaw, Alan-a-Dale was normally philosophical about minor injury. But there was a certain indignity to being stabbed in the shoulder-the same shoulder!-twice in as many days, by an ally. He clapped his hand to the throbbing spot. "Ow! What is the matter with you, you long dark streak of misery? Are you half mosquito?"

"On my father's ( Read more... )

What apparently went through my baby boy's head today, just before naptime:

All right, time to keep myself occupied while Mama gets my sister to sleep.  Still don't know why I can't ram the bedroom door with my toy car or make it play "Yankee Doodle Dandy" fifty-seven times.  Grownups are just weird.  Ah, here we are-pokey things!Right, I've seen ( Read more... )

Just a few examples of toddler help:

Shoe Help. Step 1: Fill Mommy's right shoe with all baby shoes.  Step 2: Fill Mommy's left shoe with balls.  Step 3: Drag shoes to opposite ends of the house.

Phone Help. Wait until Mommy is on the phone with someone who doesn't know you, such as the insurance rep.  Help with the conversation.  Like so ( Read more... )

I recently had a conversation with my son.

Me: Why would you chew on a sock!  It's a sock! Sock, ugh blech blech blech yuchhhh!
Baby Boy: Tock!  Um num num num nmmmmm! *cheekiest grin in the history of cheek*