Last night I dreamt that I accidentally cut off my own penis.

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The Bristol Renaiassance Faire was so....much.....fun!!!!!!!! After a really long bout of traffic outside Six Flags Great America, April and I made it to Wisconsin (my first time!!), and paid to park. But I don't know what we paid for. Our car was parked just as far as the other dorks'. Anyway ( Read more... )

Needless to say, my night with Margaret Cho was one of the best of my life.

We met Claire and Nick at Ra, a ridiculously expensive sushi restaurant on State St. I ate a Crazy Monkey Roll (nori, rice, cucumber, smoked salmon, mango, topped with avocado and drizzled in mango sauce and cashews) and a Tsunami Roll (nori, rice, cucumber, topped with a ( Read more... )

My Fourth of July:

April comes over. We all drink citrus vodka smoothies and eat mozzarella sticks, garlic bread, and greasy pizza. Mean Girls. Then, the coolest thing ( Read more... )

Oh, Livejournal. I miss you. MySpace is so impersonal, and evidently, people can Google their own names and access personal messages. Huh.

So, this weekend was great! Saw Over the Hedge, which was riotous. Had some drinks with some old friends, and spent a bit of money. Long drives didn't feel very long, and trips down memory lane definitely can ( Read more... )

*peek*

Desert Sands Bath Salts2 drops red soap coloring ( Read more... )

Thursday, 9:15 pm
Sephora Water Tower

Leanne: a spoiled bitch, who half-asses every job she does and arrives hours late each time) No offense, but, you're new here and I should be getting more hours than you when the hours on the schedule are low.

Me: (a no-nonsense kinda guy, who has has it up to here with spoiled bitches who half-ass their jobs ( Read more... )

Thursday, 9:15 pm
Sephora Water Tower

Leanne: a spoiled bitch, who half-asses every job she does and arrives hours late each time) No offense, but, you're new here and I should be getting more hours than you when the hours on the schedule are low.

Me: (a no-nonsense kinda guy, who has has it up to here with spoiled bitches who half-ass their jobs ( Read more... )

Sorry about the lack of updates. Guess my plan of updating MySpace and posting here, too, isn't working out too great. Anyway -- here;s the address of my profile. Jaunt over, pick up a chai on the way, and read up on events as of late!

http://www.myspace.com/lysanderfoxfire/