I'm curled up in front of a window with a hot water bottle keeping my tootsies warm, writing about hot toddy's and winter wines.

I wish I could stretch this hour out for twenty more.

I spent an hour and a half at my interview du jour ( Read more... )

Bwa ha ha! I just got off the phone with someone who wants me to come in for an interview on Thursday. BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER ( Read more... )

This afternoon I'm trying to get ahead on my Dollar Store Dining column. To be honest, it's never quite come out as funny as I'd hoped. That's probably because I usually phone it in an hour before they're due ( Read more... )

The ex's brother reacted to the news of our divorce by proposing to his girlfriend.

He's on his way over. I suppose I ought to find somewhere else to be.

ORGANIC PANCAKE BATTER IN A CAN.

How can something so freakishly delicious be low in calories, freakishly absent of fat, decent in fiber, and OH MY GOD GIVE ME MORE.

My can is empty.

Sadness.

Must buy more in the morning.

I may be an addict. Please, no interventions. If I am forced to eat a batch a day I ACCEPT MY FATE.

I spent lunch having my ass chewed out for two years of poor decisions. She's entirely correct, but if I had to do it all over again, I still don't think I'd make choices that she'd be happy with. On the bright side, someone cares enough to give me a good chewing out. That doesn't suck ( Read more... )

I'm having half a dozen ladies over tonight to help me brainstorm boozy web video series ideas for 18-30 year old men ( Read more... )

Well, not much of one ( Read more... )

A man lost 80 pounds after eating nothing but McDonald's for six months.