*walking in the showroom with her boss*
Elyse: And THIS is the new sofa you ordered...
Boss: .... Oh my god.
Elyse: You know you picked the fabric.
Boss: ...Oh my god.
Elyse: Did you happen to be on vicoden when you ordered this?
Boss: ...
Elyse: Maybe some other kind of opiate?
Boss: Seriously. Oh my god.
Elyse: Yeah I thought so.
ETA:Elyse: Don
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