I'm still alive and my pants got tighter.

I'm really drufnk and I have nio idea whatdsoever as to why I am poosting. So basically yeah I'm doing goood, how are yhou doing? I heard that drunk iss funner than not drrunk. Word? I thinks your r green?...

the internet and lj are so overrated its ridiculous. Seriously I have been on the internet at most three times since summer started. I'm still really drunk all the time and smoking mad bowls with my newly aquired pipe, but only recently have I started skating again. I'm still questioning whether its a good or bad thing for me. But for now I'm ( Read more... )

So basically I am still alive and I am still rocking. I guess I forgot how to use a computer all together for close to a month and to all that haven't seen me that meant no communication with Eric. To help explain as to why I forgot, I have gotten drunk everyday of summer so far and my streak is still going. But now, for the sake of the public ( Read more... )

thumbany thnickets a series of unfortunate thumbnents. I cant wait to make it into the new movie in the thumb series.

but in all seriousness, the real movie fucking sucked, even drunk it sucked, thats embarrasing. the only good thing about the movie, Jim Carey's character's name; Count Olaf. Someday I wish to write a song about that name.

I just got one of the coolest CD's ever; Hot Rats by Frank Zappa. It totally is amazing, every song is pure, unadulterated, uncencsored, genius. Just feast your eyes on the titles of the tracks on this CD ( Read more... )

Flabergasted, 340049=38- + 99 walrus tongues newt bird.

Cheesey falkes of my brain flying on the scoooocher shmucks. understan dRonaldo and his loaf. Wonderberries and a lot community serivceing in the town with a wagon and some bacon. Not to mention the azn named Donnnnnie.

Im reallly fukcing drunk..

I got a haircut yesterday, in the art room, from a team of "professionals". AKA Nick Lipton, Chiana Jones, and Danny Connors. Well at least Chiana was there to fix everything that the other two, especially Danny went crazy/nearly fucked up on. Well I'm sure most of you saw it today, and if not sucks for you because I have no digital camera, nor ( Read more... )

I quit smoking until I'm off probation (6 months from now). I also made a myspace but I dont know how to use it. I'm an alcoholic and other drug abuser now.

Holy shit, my long time dead fire for metal has been recently rekindled. I can't get enough of it now, I am currently rocking at an extremely loud level Judas Priest. They are so fucking good its ridiculous, I can hardly contain myself, seriously. Everything about them is amazing, from the insane guitar to the in-your-face lyrics sung by the ( Read more... )