You know something, I'm not black but theres a whole lotta times I wish I could say I'm not white.

[lysurgicid]

Today I had to see my court counselor. It wasn't good timing, seeing as how I was getting a UA that I didn't know about until three hours prior. Not to mention I smoked yesterday and the day before that and the day before that one and so on. So my only option was to James Bond myself some fresh clean, drug-free urine. But how? I devised a plan

Comments

[maurerpower]

Hah. Thats amazing

[psylosin]

hey dont forget to mention that you stealthily used your mobile communication device to contact agent blue for a mission briefing beforehand.

this message will self destruct in...

[lysurgicid]

thanks agent blue, your breifing is much obliged.

[mark_is_sexy]

i salute your bravery in doing that, cause if you would have gotten caught, you would have been fucked.

still, thats genious.