I have heard with my eyes and smelled with my tongue. acid?

[lysurgicid]

I'm really depressed, at least according to my parent(s) I am. They think they've got me all figured out and can control my life, they think they've got me tight on thier leash of lies. Well I got some bad news for them, change is a comin' their way and they ain't gonna like what this change brings

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[seamonkey327]

my parents pulled the same bullshit on me a couple years ago. take a shit in his office and then slap your mom in the face with your dick and then run around screaming about how hitlers real mission was to eliminate turkeys from the earth.

it works trust me. they wont make you go anymore.

[2late2bgracious]

if i bake you some cookies, do i get a prize?

[2late2bgracious]

I had to see a shrink over the summer. My mom was nervous because I was "abusing" marijuana and she thought that I was having a nervous breakdown.

I went to please my mom, but I went to every fucking session baked as hell.

Everyone's happy that way.

[bellelenell]

lol actually yeah going baked to therapy sessions largely centered around drug abuse is the most beautifully ironic and entertaining thing to do ever. especially if a shrink happens to agree that weed's pretty good.

sorry you're sad eric, i know how that goes. :-/.
don't let dumbass fuckers get you down.
and those are my pearlss of wisdom.

[lysurgicid]

I wont let them get me down...FIGHT THE POWER!