I like LJ! I really do! I just forget that it's meant to be interactive.

So, in the interest of tying shit together, I am a social drinker. Good or bad has yet to be determined, but sup3rconnected and her girlfriend have had me over to hang out twice and both times I ended up staying the night plus most of the following day with a hangover. Last weekend I ( Read more... )

In the interest of updating, today is the first time I've been drunk in my 23 years. It's kinda fun when I'm not the DD. I would like to state ftr that I am a light weight, and I'm pretty sure the risque-est thing I did was thwap some chick's bra strap while in line at the gross bathrooms at Bounce. But hell, I'm only 85% sure it was a chick. Maybe ( Read more... )

Important update: I broke my phone like, a week and a half ago, so if you've called me since then I didn't get your message. IDK when I'm getting it replaced, because my mother's been using my upgrades to get phones with cameras and internet access and hidden pocket knives. And since I've had that phone forever, I've lost the number of everyone who ( Read more... )

Welcome to actually having a future.

It's kinda nice, ain't it?

Bonus: Dennis Kucinich.

I'ma go watch lesbians all night in celebration.


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FTR: Telling your manager to STFU is not the path to promotion.

I'm taking bets now on whether I'll still have this job tomorrow.

Dennis Kucinich is a MAGNIFICENT BASTARDON CSPAN NOW GO ( Read more... )

Retail is LAME LAME LAME, especially when I have to close 4 out of 5 days a week.

And how does someone steal a three piece set of luggage?

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Rilo Kiley omg.

I shouldn't spend the money. I really really really shouldn't, because I still haven't found a job, but I WANT TO GO SO BAD.

$30 = 2 days of food or one video game or a week's pull list or overseas shipping.

Dilemma.