So, I was randomly surfing the LJ site, and I noticed that some feel-good, new-age guru posts on the front page. And he gets about 5k in comments, which almost offends me. SO, I started looking at the comments, had myself a wonderful time, when I stumbled upon mancer's journal. So, I read it. I enjoyed it. Then, Ms. may113 leaves some bullshit comment about ( Read more... )

So, recently I found a comedian whom I thought was more then slightly entertaining.  His name was Mitch Hedberg.  He died today. This is very saddening"I tried walking into a Target , but I missed ( Read more... )

Two posts in a row where I'm amused....

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Because, according to John Lennon, the People war beside me...

Kordesh : You think my school would be displeased if I killd an RA and hid the body in the garbage shoot ( Read more... )

We've all heard the joke before.  M0nk3y walks into a bar.  He looks behind the bar, and sees a cute bartender.  He then has the hardest time ever ordering a simple G-bomb, and ends up with a Long Island Iced Tea.  Then, he goes towards the stage, and sees dozens of people, most of whom look under legal age.

FUCK!I've been going to bars to get a ( Read more... )

So, it has come to my attention that I don't choose to well when it comes to women.  So, in response to that, I have recently rediscovered an application to date someone whom I know pretty well, and re-wrote it for myself.  So, now, if someone wants to date me, they must fill out this 6 page monstrosity.  And no, I'm not kidding about any of it.  ( Read more... )

So, first thing's first. I like to call it a Shameless Plug. I'm not plugging my own site, because I don't have one, but I'm plugging a site belonging to a friend, because it's so damned accurate. The site is How To Kill People (dot) Com. Not really much to How To Kill People (dot) Com, but hey, it's entertaining, funny, and a good waste of a ( Read more... )

I really wish people would tell me when they're cancelling my game night.

That would be great.

So, I was doing some serious thinking ( Read more... )

Just re-read that last post, and realized that I must have been damned tired when I made it because it made no damned sense.