Hi!

I don't talk much, unless I'm giddy as hell.

Guess what.

Yup. I found a new site. I have a new project.

Anyone feel like nerding away a few hours?

So, obviously, the midget is here.

This means that I am now answering my cellphone, and expect all my friends and buddies to swing by and see the midget. He's awake between about 1 am and 2 pm.

CALL ME, BITCHES!

So, I have a midget. It r cute.

Of course it is. It's related to me.

He was born at 10:55 pm on Thursday, the 28th of July.


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Only the M0nk3y knows ( Read more... )

More updates later, I just thought this was funny. Quick conversation between me and a co-worker ( Read more... )

So, here's what's going on:
First, got an STD test. There's a reason. I don't have anything. And no one seems to believe me. So, I'ma go get retested, and ask for a piece of paper saying I'm clean.

But other people do have STDs. Weird, huh? Certain other people who may or may not need to be saved from the Terrible Secret of Space. The likely ( Read more... )

So, I've been wanting to go to a few expos over the past few years.  Sad, I know.  But it's true.  They are, in no particular order except the way I've thought of them:
E3Unfortunatly, E3 is invite only.  This makes me sad, so I'm probably going to have to find out (over the course of the next year or so) who I'm going to have to hump in order to ( Read more... )

I really want to go to PAX this year.  3 days of nerding goodness.  If you haven't already heard of this, I'm really not going to explain it here, as I've been trying to go to bed for over an hour now.  I just really want to go.  Who's down for coming with me?

Maybe it has something to do with this:

You scored as Hedonism. Your life is guided ( Read more... )

So, I've spent the last few nights getting moderatly plowed, and having a blast doing it.

Frankly, nothing really interesting about it, but it's there.

I seem to have my old job as a bouncer back, bad back and all.

And here's a quiz.  Because I really just need to shower and go to CompUSA before it closes.


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You know, after that last post, I've been doing a lot of comment posting in other people's journals.  The part that pisses me off the most, is that I'm really not angry about it.  A lot of the comments seem either angry or apologetic, and really, I have to say that I'm not.  It just kinda frustrates the living hell out of me when people come from a ( Read more... )