Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

A few quick notes:

1. I'm posting this in honor of Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Wretchery Day, since I got my book deal because I put my work online for free.

2. The parody includes spoilers for Goblet of Fire (obviously) and at least one major spoiler for Order of the Phoenix. If you're not caught up, beware

Comments

[practicesmiling]

SNAPE: I love the sound of discipline in stereo.

I can't wait to see that icon.

[glacier_kitty]

HARRY: Finally, a Dark Arts teacher who's hardcore.

Hahaha..nice ;)

[yanks02]

HERMIONE: I’M NOT AN OWL!

HARRY: O rly?

HERMIONE: YA RLY!

NEVILLE: No wai!

Never has an icon been so appropriate.....

Brilliant, as always.

[cleolinda]

Icon!

(There was a reason that section was headed "Because It Had to Be Done." : )

[yanks02]

Yes. I remember saying O RLY out loud in the theatre the first time I heard it. So there you go... it really did have to be done.

[phantom_rose17]

hahaha, your icon is amazing, fyi

[darthfox]

OH! [spontaneously burst into flames][collects self and gets set to read]

[spectralbovine]

There was Some Leather Jacket Guy! With some chavvy blonde! They got in a police box and flew away!
Hee! Nice.

I didn’t put my name in! I don’t want eternal fame and glory! I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I kind of already have it!
HA HA HA HA! So true!

“Aníron” plays softly while,
That link is a little messed up.

I must disagree, Harry. If you’re having dreams about Voldemort, I believe it would be unwise to linger over them, particularly if they seem to provide any clues, genuine or otherwise, to what the hell is supposed to be going on. My advice would be to fret in secret and let your presumptions lead to tragedy.
Heeeeeeeeeee.

[cleolinda]

Fixed!