Comments | m15m: The Golden Compass in Fifteen Minutes

cleolinda in m15m

The Golden Compass in Fifteen Minutes

Dec 11, 2007 16:53

Thank you for calling Cleolinda Industries! We appreciate your interest and/or concern.

If you would like to complain that His Dark Materials is leading our children straight to hell, please press 1.

If you would like to complain that The Golden Compass waters down Philip Pullman's anti-religious intent, please press 2 ( Read more... )

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dangerpronered December 12 2007, 01:35:06 UTC

2! 2!

dangerpronered December 12 2007, 01:36:00 UTC

Well, maybe more of a 15 (all of them combined, of course!)

dangerpronered December 12 2007, 01:43:31 UTC

No wait, not number 4! I like the helping benefit Erin idea!

That'll teach me to post before I read all the way.

decor_noctis December 12 2007, 01:35:20 UTC

I think it's absolutely fantastic that you're doing this to help Erin out. Also, it's just gone half one in the morning here, and yeah, I did stay up this late just to get this parody. Now to read it!

(PS I'd totally press 5)

cleolinda December 12 2007, 01:39:09 UTC

Awww, bless.

(My father's side of the family was Methodist and my mother's was Southern Baptist. I consider myself "spiritual," so: yes. And I love the Dark Materials books, too.)

kashmirdreamer December 12 2007, 01:36:16 UTC

hey i'm trying to do the erin thing (it's my homepage) but i'm getting this error:
Your download manager may be configured incorrectly - please check your settings.
any suggestions?

cleolinda December 12 2007, 01:39:40 UTC

That's pretty much MegaUpload's standard "please hold, we're being stupid right now" message. Try again in a couple of minutes?

kashmirdreamer December 12 2007, 01:41:18 UTC

thanks so much! i'll try again later. <3

allthelivesofme December 12 2007, 01:38:13 UTC

I think I very much need a "flying-squirrel wineglass beatdown" icon. ;-D

scornedsaint December 12 2007, 01:45:57 UTC

An all-week distraction from my finals?

Bless you, Cleolinda.

teirkin December 12 2007, 03:00:10 UTC

Seconded.

sherrilina December 12 2007, 03:26:49 UTC

Lol, same here! *should be writing paper*

My faves:

"LORD ASRIEL: Are you slandering the clergy, Lyra? Because then I definitely believe you. Now get back in the closet"

"FRA PAVEL: Anyone who funds this heretic would be considered a rebel and an enemy of the state and a really bad person!

THE MASTER: SOLD!"

"MRS. COULTER: Oh, and I even met Lord Asriel once! We talked about tundra politics for hours-

THE MASTER: So that’s what the kids call it these days."

"LYRA: But Roger can’t read!"

Thanks, excellent job so far! :D