New Moon in Fifteen Minutes

[cleolinda]

Yeah. I spent a week in a phlegm-laden coma. It took me about a week longer to write this than I expected. Background/catch-up links:

Twilight
Twilight in Fifteen Minutes
Made of Fail podcast that I was on: Twilight movie discussion episode
Original commentary on Twilight (book)

New Moon
Discussion of New Moon (movie) and fan behavior at an

Comments

[angeleyesjg24]

EEEEE! Awesome!!!!!

[emerald_skies]

Yay! I've been ridiculously excited for this. Makes me look forward to going to MST3K the shit out of the movie with Le Boyfriend once finals are done :P

ETA:

1) The upsidedown!text for upsidedown!Edward made me giggle. Actually, all of the hallucination!Edward dialogue made me giggle.

2) Oh my god, the sparkly!text. That made me laugh and, in the process, inhale the water I was sipping (and almost inhale the bottle it was in).

3) Jasper's hair and Edward's hair need to start a Twitter page together. I'm just sayin'.

Excellent recap as usual, Cleo *thumbs up*

[jira_rd]

3.) I just spat out my coffee laughing SO HARD AT THIS IDEA. Oh god it would be so so epic of epicness.

Jaspercurls: *need a brushing, cannot figure out how I want to look today*

Edwardlockage: @jaspercurls: don't worry you'll look fine, and alice will make you look great

[emerald_skies]

If someone were to create that page, I might actually arse myself into joining Twitter just so I could follow the shit out of it.

Edwardlockage: @jaspercurls: RUN!
jaspercurls: @Edwardlockage: what?
Edwardlockage: @jaspercurls: The fangirls are coming!
Edwardlockage: Memo to self -- calibrate a fangirl warning system into Jasper's hair.
Aliceinsparkleland: @Edwardlockage: Got it covered, Edward :D

Oh god, I'm thinking this through way too much. This is what happens when I get bored in class.

[jira_rd]

Jasper's curls will go ramrod straight when they get within a mile. :D

[black_faery]

[And then a revival of Interview with the Vampire breaks out.]

I got this far and had to pause so I didn't die from the laughter! :D

[cupcakery]

Somewhere, Daniel Malloy is cringing and saying a reverent prayer of thanks that he never had to interview these vampires.

[black_faery]

Hahahaha!! Totally. And I *heart* your icon. :D

(A very, very bad part of me is now giggling at the thought of how Lestat would kick Edward's ass quite soundly...)

[ailaes]

I would pay to see that fight.

[cupcakery]

Scrapbooking reference FTW! And Emmett is so my favourite.

Aw, Jasper, bb, come back to the real acting - we could always do with another dose of your split-personality/gendered Adam/Amanda back on Criminal Minds.

[aymaera]

The Adam/Amanda thing will never get old omg

[nicolars]

Sadly, Jackson's makeup and wig in Criminal Minds is waaaaay better than any used so far in the Twilight series.

[cupcakery]

Oh, animated .gifs. You are truly the best part of the intarwebs.

[a_proclivity]

I am cackling so hard, and now I never need to see it, even for the lulz. Thank goodness!

[p0ped]

Lol this made me laugh! I’m a huge fan of Twilight and have seen this film plenty of times but I will now constantly watch it with this post in my mind lol. Never really thought if New Moon like that before! Worcestershire Locksmiths