She had to walk into mine ( Read more... )

And unfortunately, I have a lot of mental downtime at work.

I get bored, and when I can't read or watch a movie or something, my brain starts running like a hamster in a cage.

Chess is a very intellectually stimulating game. It is only played in two dimensions. My job entails four dimensions, and can be infinitely more stimulating.

For example; I ( Read more... )

Why would a person willingly choose to be heavy, hot, sweaty, chafed, and, generally speaking, uncomfortable?

Because it could save your life.

Body armor has come a long way in just the past few years, and yet.....

Still there are those people who put their asses on the line every day who choose to not wear body armor.

I honestly cannot understand ( Read more... )

You know how there are times when you have two things you want to do, but you only have time for one? Welcome to my life, at the moment.

On the one hand, I'm finding great deals on all kinds of tactical stuff I've wanted for a long time. Night vision, holsters, high-end body armor, load bearing equipment, etc, etc, etc....

On the other, I'm well ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgYFmLCQhco

fucking awesome!

This is the single most absurdly amusing thing I think I've ever seen. My every instinct says "hoax" but it certainly looks legit....

Where's a smart-bomb when you need one?

I think I just had a stroke of genius. Not super-genius, just the regular kind ( Read more... )

Jesus H Tapdancing Christ!!

Are people really this goddamn stupid? I mean seriously! I can convert miles to kilometers (a klick is .621 miles or there about) in my head, but there are PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DON'T REALIZE THAT .002 Dollars AND .002 Cents AREN'T THE SAME GODDAMN THING?

Does it make me a bad person because I pray to a hopefully merciful ( Read more... )

I have been feeling fairly belligerent lately. Something is pissing me off.

I'm not sure if what's pissing me off is the fact that my grandpa ( who was one of the best men I've ever known), died about a year ago, on Valentine's day, no less.

It might be that coupled with the fact that I've been single for the past 8 years.

It might be that I'm ( Read more... )

When times are so serious, it is important to laugh.

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/fail-owned-mykoc-meds-fail.jpg

Absurd, and I love it.