XBox 360 Survival Guidejacob_fargonApril 7 2006, 09:51:31 UTC
1. Expect to hear only grunts and the occasional use of profanity (in increasing doses as games get harder).
2. Hands will not function properly after 72 hours straight game play (this not only ruined my writing, but my love life).
3. Power outages will cause extreme fits.
4. Leave a plate of food and drink by door every 4 hours or so. Never mind that odor you smell....
5. This above all: Do not attempt to distract your gamer in such ways as standing in front of TV, asking they answer the phone, or wanting to "bond". This will only lead to anger and suffering. The only way to get their attention is by either having cheat codes to tell them about (cheatcc.com), a new game (Godfather, Gun, and Tom Clancy are good), or you challenge them to a game (make sure you wager on something you REALLY want).
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2. Hands will not function properly after 72 hours straight game play (this not only ruined my writing, but my love life).
3. Power outages will cause extreme fits.
4. Leave a plate of food and drink by door every 4 hours or so. Never mind that odor you smell....
5. This above all: Do not attempt to distract your gamer in such ways as standing in front of TV, asking they answer the phone, or wanting to "bond". This will only lead to anger and suffering. The only way to get their attention is by either having cheat codes to tell them about (cheatcc.com), a new game (Godfather, Gun, and Tom Clancy are good), or you challenge them to a game (make sure you wager on something you REALLY want).
Good luck.
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