This hunger for pancakes grips my stomach by the reins... Heat up the griddle, for I must FEAST!!!

Apr 28, 2007 11:55

Once, my hand was lopped off by a brigand. I cut off his head and used his skull as a bowl to eat my morning cereal. Did this for forty days and nights, each time yelling at the wound, demanding its subservience. When it rotted away, I had it drawn and sextupled, for insubordination, treason, and consorting with the enemy. The cells in my body ( Read more... )

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poopalicious April 30 2007, 02:29:09 UTC
Do you think you could fit a whole apple pie in yer butt? Plus some pancakes?

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m7dnyte May 1 2007, 19:27:49 UTC
A whole apple pie... Plus some pancakes?
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I'd probably explode. I'm a wussy.

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lateniteslesley April 30 2007, 08:02:47 UTC
I call yer bluff

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m7dnyte April 30 2007, 12:56:52 UTC
The sign is right there on my hand.
Haven't you seen it?

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