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Litani Til Mashed Potatoes
Every day
I drown in
Gravy. -
Some More Uses For The Hammer
There are many uses for a hammer ( Read more... ) -
Where have my packaged sets gone?
As one mouth opens, another closes ( Read more... ) -
Dominoes Of Happiness...
DON'T EAT THE CAKE!!!
HAVE PIE INSTEAD!!!
You will thank me when all is done. A little trust can go for many years, it seems. -
Much akin to thrice it's own weight in gold...
Lo, a quick view placed at the southern sky shows much that is going on. Take note, as this may very well be the last of the days. Days, which are placed in exceedingly questionable wonder, they cross to and fro, forever waiting for the ending that shall never come. It is due to this lack of finality that we do let fall a single solitary tear. ( Read more... ) -
Berserker chimichongas are attacking my face.
When lightning flashes 'cross the sky ( Read more... ) -
This hunger for pancakes grips my stomach by the reins... Heat up the griddle, for I must FEAST!!!
Once, my hand was lopped off by a brigand. I cut off his head and used his skull as a bowl to eat my morning cereal. Did this for forty days and nights, each time yelling at the wound, demanding its subservience. When it rotted away, I had it drawn and sextupled, for insubordination, treason, and consorting with the enemy. The cells in my body ( Read more... ) -
When the trees call to you by name...
... It is due to the face that their children have been lost upon the four winds. AEolus brings them to their new home, but still, the trees are worrisome beasts. How else are they able to survive in the harsh terrain without being as such? I do not know, but Megillion does. It is he who does darken the sun in the eve, and light it in the morn ( Read more... ) -
This is just too cool for mortals not to know what happened...
We waltzed upon this mortal plane after doing things to earn plastic or paper gold. After this, we went to meander amongst these mortals more, and ended up at a bar room engaged with an entertaining game of darts. Upon our time to leave, the others noticed a gaggle of males displaying feats of strength by punching a bag hooked up to a machine. ( Read more... ) -
On waking the dragon.
Satisfy your mouth with a tasty beverage.
DOn't worry... It won't kill you.
You can develop a resistance to arsenic, little by little each day.
Just don't feed it to your pet dog.
After all, you don't want it to challenge you for immortality.
There can be only NONE!!!
Are you ready to Mock?