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[m_blatt]

If you lose your career, and all else fails?

Do the lottery!

So here's a fun story with no point, I was freezing just a bit ago which is weird for this weather, then I went downstairs to turn the heating on because Lilyella was playing war about as well. Once I was snug, I went upstairs and caught a whiff of this air freshener, melon and

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[shaz_lewis]

I'm listening to Matron Mama Morton's song right this second and I thought you should know Mel-o-deeee

[m_blatt]

"OMGAWDz SHAZ YEW GOT AY JERNOL!"

Mama, I love that song it's such a top song. 'Course Latifah is scrumptions, an all.

[shaz_lewis]

You sound like fuckin' Lilyella mate, no offence to the little one, but that's how she speaks! Bein' little and all.

Latifah's hardcore.

[m_blatt]

She does talk kinda like that, doesn't she? Still the cutest little illiterate so-and-so on the planet. Not that little now, though. Seems she grows everyday, she'll soon be as big as me!

Latifah is, she'd make me a great wife.

[jonnyleemiller]

Alright then.

[m_blatt]

As optimistic as ever Miller! I like the goatee, mate.

[jonnyleemiller]

Cheers. It pops up from time to time. It's a veritable explosion of All Saints around here.

[m_blatt]

Lose your razor, more often then eh. It is an explosion, but you know it's something you've dreamed about since you were knee high to a grasshopper.

[nat_appleton]

Well, shit you too.

[m_blatt]

You realize Shaz and Nic are planning on ditching us to make a rap group cause we aren't down with it? Let's rebel and go rock.

Fuck me, that icon's seductive.

[nat_appleton]

Well fuck them then, I'm a rock chick all the way.

You shouldn't throw out such offers to me, I know it is.

[m_blatt]

What a wonderful plan, if I say so myself. Let me play tambourine because I'm shit at everything else, the guitar makes my fingers ache.

I'm sure Stu and Liam H would grant us permission for a quick shag on the sofa. COme on over. :-*

[zender]

Ya are dominant . . but somehow it went and worked a charm. Ha, more sexual favors darlin

[m_blatt]

I am really shocked that it worked, my skills are growing. Get me food, drink and a nice mag. for reading purposes and then we'll take a bath.

[zender]

Want me to wear an apron too? Hah . . allow myself to call you bloody ma'am.

Because I would ;)

[m_blatt]

Yeah, just make sure it has frills and is a lilac type of colour, because pink really doesn't suit you.