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THERE IS SO MUCH TO DO HERE IN THE CITY!! I LOVE IT ITS KINDA OF GREAT!!

GUYZZZZZ MY LINEMATES! MY LINEMATES ARE MY HEIGHT!! HOW MUCH BETTER CAN IT GET?!?!?!?!?!


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I GOT GOSSIP!!!

AND! AND! WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT VISITATION FOR SPARTIKUS! MATTHEW!

FINALLY!

THIS IS OUR SON SPARTIKUS


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I'm being very, very quiet, as quiet as I can in fins and scuba diving stuffs. Gonna just sneak back in here, don't pay me any attention, the kid and Matty and I are just gonna head to Montreal for a minute... in the scuba gear... all the better to be incognito...

SO SINCE THE HAWKS KICKED OUR ASSES OUT OF THE *~postseason~* I PACKED THE KID UP AND WENT TO MATTHEW PLAYING IN SWITZERVILLE. SIPPING PINA COOOOOLADAS ON THE SKI SLOPES WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING BUNNIEZ.

SO NOW THAT SOMEONE IS NO LONGER EXPECTED TO BE IN PHOENIX EVERY NIGHT, HIS TAN ASS BETTER GET UP HERE QUICKLY!!!

YOUR SON MISSES YOU! HE MOPES AROUND THE TANK FOR DAYS JUST BOBBING HIS LITTLE HEAD! POOR, POOR SPARTIKUS! WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN MATTHEW?! WHAT ABOUT THEM?!!>!L

HE THINKS HE'LL BE MORE TAN THAN ME COME SUMMER? I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BUCCO!!


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Writer's Block
If you could ask your pet any question (and they could answer you), what would it be?

I WOULD ASK SPARTIKUS WHAT MATTY DOES WHEN HE'S HOME ALL ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE IN THE STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL OF THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT LOLZ

GUYZ FOR REAL I GET SO BUSY SCORING TRICKS THAT IDK WHAT TO DO WITH THIS THING