that in Illinois, it takes six months from the date I move out (Monday) to even be able to file for divorce?  Of course, I could probably claim mental cruelty with some grounds, but then he'd contest it, and it would be a pain in the ass.  So I'm married for BARE MINIMUM six months longer.  That sucks ( Read more... )

skirts yesterday, because my skirt fell down at work and I wanted to know my size.  I guess it's not 12 anymore.

Size 8 fit.

Jesus christ, I have a size 8 ass! 

On Friday night, you asked for a divorce
but I misheard you and thought you said 
you wanted to go to the grocery store so 
you drove us there
and we yelled at each other in the produce aisle.

Saturday I asked you for a divorce
so you drove us back to the grocery store
but they had roped off the produce section
for cleaning
so we went home and watched ( Read more... )

I think I actually am sick.  Wet, rattling cough, blowing my nose all night, and sweating all the time, even when it's not hot.  (I'm 153 pounds as of today, so it's not like I'm sweating because of all my obesity anymore!).  It sucks because I hate calling into work, and I'll probably have to before this is over.  I like staying home, but I always ( Read more... )

Mike: it's so rare that you see just honest performance too, which i think makes women disinclined to play men ( Read more... )

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Graham: I may have a man down.
I'll be back
me: k
-----------5 minutes--------------
Graham: Well, that was exciting, but it came to a good end.
We found him.
me: ?
Graham: Jerry had gone for break, walking a little funny and had not come back.
me: Oh dear.
Graham: We were worried he might be hurt or heart-attacky, so I scrambled Maintenance (they have ( Read more... )

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It was brought to my attention the other day that my livejournal, while amusing, doesn't give any of my old friends much of an idea of how things are going in my life.   So, real quick:  Everything is great, the guy is extremely hot and treats me well (a very underrated combination), and I would say more except he's kind of a private person.  So ( Read more... )

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