I'm fucking bored ( Read more... )

For the millionth time this decade, I'm shocked and awed by the pain tolerance of preschoolers. Let me tell you right now, if you'd have fallen off something three times your height and broken your clavicle, nothing other than obscene amounts of morphine would be able to shut you up. And yet, there's a new five-year-old patient who didn't even want ( Read more... )

Yes, today has been most productive. Unfortunately, no gargantuan amounts of paperwork to dump on Doc D, but 'twas still fulfilling. Got some clinic hours done and finished with.

[private]Yay, good reviews. Ahhahahaha... Damn, I'm good. Fortunately, no sonic implosion coming from the Diagnostics Department. I think this is good news. But now, I ( Read more... )

[private]To-Do List
1) TP House's Department Heads' House's Department Heads' an House's. Definitely House's office
2) Pay high schoolers to write Darren's cellphone number on bathroom walls across Jersey. Under, of course, 'Gina- Call for a good time'3) Replace green scrubs with pink and flowery ones ( Read more... )

Is there a 'PPTH Big Book of Rules' somewhere? I need to see it. I'd like to know how much of what I did today could get me fired. Personal accolades or 'live and learn'? Well, it's certainly not the second.

Hmm.

Can a person exist on cold pizza and coffee? (I sure as hell hope so)

If a clinic patient pulls a groin muscle is it wrong to tell them they should exercise it more? (But how could something that feels so right be wrong?)

Does anyone actually read the paperwork we do? (And by 'we' I mean other doctors and occasionally-rarely myself. Another way ( Read more... )