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Take it from me: when working with large objects, safety is paramount. However, even the best of us can be misinformed when it comes to proper safety protocols. This can be true of any key safety area, whether it be avoiding slips and falls, climbing up and down ladders, or lifting large objects, which brings me to my point ( Read more... )

Hey guys; more than a year ago I submitted a packet of cartoons to the New Yorker. I never heard back (MANKOFF!!!!!) and never submitted them anywhere else. Since then they've just been collecting dust, so I'm going to start posting them here occasionally. Tell me what you think.


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How to Dress up Your Pets and Take Photos: A Step-by-Step Guide

Step 1: Stop.

Step 2: Think about your life.

Repeat until ashamed.

Dear Internet,

Should I update this blog more often?

Love,

Matt Nedostup

1. Wood

• legs
• table

2. Glue

3. Nails

• big ones
• little ones

4. Varnish

5. Inlay

• gold

http://talkingtomyself.net/summerdays.mp3

Just when you thought Rickrolling was played out, I dragged it back, kicking and screaming, from the grave.

• at President Obama's inauguration speech
• at the Super Bowl halftime show
• on every TV channel, repeating continuously, for 24 hours straight
• replacing the disc in random copies of GTA V
• during the safety orientation onboard a flight

Recently, a new genre of commercial entered America's radio and TV landscape, and quickly saturated it. In these commercials, actors portraying America's founding fathers (plus Lincoln) complain, in a modern setting, either about which dollar bill bears their image, or how that bill is being used.

Now there are two reasons these ads bother me. One ( Read more... )