xtranormal is fun.

Google has changed everything.

I thought "X-CentriX" would be a good title for something. I thought it was too ridiculous, that no one could have thought of it before. That no one could be so retarded.

But look:

• X-Centric cologne for men
• X-Centrix, software for watching TV on a cell phone

At least no one else thought of capitalizing the second "x ( Read more... )

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Here are some unflattering anagrams of my name:

Utmost Pedant
A Donut Tempts
Panted to Smut
Matt Outspend

And some I like:

Standup Totem
Mutant Despot
Standout Temp
Matt Stupendo

Please use them only for good.

I got a microphone. For details click here.

You don't have to be a no-impact subsistence-farming freegan to make a difference in our precarious environment. You can use any of these simple tips to reduce your footprint today. Or not.

1. Turn your lights off when you leave the house.Unless you're only going out for a second. Although you don't always know how long you'll be gone. I'd say ( Read more... )

Courtesy of babelfish"If I it any more exact I' held; D is inside back from you ( Read more... )

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You're welcome.

Now that the election is over, it's time to unveil my new awareness campaign:


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