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[maaaaaaaaassive]

So like, the whole school-wide pranking.

This sort of thing normal around here?

Just the other day I got dissed by a computer.

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[warpzonetrekker]

Yes, sadly.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

I guess coming here was a mistake.

[getthisguyoffme]

It's happened before. By the way, you wouldn't be interested in a big bird perch, would you?

[maaaaaaaaassive]

I don't know. Is this another one of your wisecracks?

[getthisguyoffme]

No, I'm serious. The people who pulled these pranks left me a giant bird perch. I tried giving it to my pet bird but Bracket didn't like it.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Does Bracket have a sister? That's the lamest ass prank I've ever heard of. Even I could do better than that.

You can keep the stupid perch, pipsqueak.

[goaheadnblunder]

Welcome to Smash Academy, birdbrain.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

Bah. You Earthlings and your weirdo customs.

[goaheadnblunder]

Yep! Nothing but us "wierd-ass" humans!

[maaaaaaaaassive]

It ain't just humans. My roommate's been telling me it's a Pokermon or somethin'.

[badasscopters]

You ain't seen the half of it.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

How bad are we talking?

[badasscopters]

Lessee, we get... pranking, alien invasions, giant robot classes in Driver's Ed, unicorns in Driver's Ed... hell, anythin' in Driver's Ed. We get invasions from li'l zombie things and all kinds of other things.

Yeah, this ain't the half of it.

[maaaaaaaaassive]

I better not fall under the 'alien invasion' category.