Does anyone have any hints as to where a girl who is..."endowed" can find a fucking dress up in this piece? I'm trying to be fancy n' shit on New Year's Eve, and I'm becoming extremely frustrated. Dress fits below the tatas? Then it won't zip, or will zip VERY GRUDGINGLY and prevent me from doing certain minor things, like bending over or ( Read more... )

Yeah...not much going on at work today. What's that you say? A MEME?!?!? Huzzah!!!!!FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE ( Read more... )

I applied to the SPCA a few weeks back, and had heard nothing. I was getting depressed about the lack of response (do I smell or something?), so I gave the HR department a call. Turns out, the Hiring Manager has just returned from New Orleans after several weeks, and will begin calling people soon. All hope is not lost! WOOT ( Read more... )

Um...what the fuck?

Cordially,
macgeezel

Could someone please fill me in on how to link to someone else's LJ account with the fancy little-head-and-shoulders-followed-by-their-username link? I've been working on it, but can't seem to make it work. Also, I am stupid! K THXX!!11!1!@

I'm so confused. Could someone please, PLEASE explain the rationale behind being opposed to same-sex partnerships having a legal status resembling that of heterosexual marriage, without mentioning the Bible or "God's Will" or "Jesus said so"??? Please? I need some answers, man ( Read more... )

I had enlisted the help of my friend on some Halloween costume sewing fun. Unfortunately, about one half of one hem later, her machine ran out of bobbin thread and we couldn't get it loaded again. Thus, I am in DIRE need of someone with some clothing sewing experience (only a tiny bit) and a machine. I'm off work tomorrow, so I've got all night ( Read more... )

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Like a pilgrim's shoes.
Like a belt.
Like a ball-gag.
Like knees
Like finally breaking down and getting an LJ account

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