SIX: What's your deadly weapon of choice?

[mach_kick]

Just because I'm curious, and I know a lot of people here are fighters in one form or another: What's the most interesting/ridiculous object that you've used as a weapon?

I'll go first. A corded phone, still attached to said cord. Yeeeeah, that was an interesting day. 

Comments

[aplacetofall]

A leek!

[mach_kick]

Like, as in the vegetable? That's awesome.

[aplacetofall]

Yeah! But it tasted weird later.

[mach_kick]

Maybe it got bruised? Most vegetables aren't really meant for fighting. Back home, though, we had some types of squash that could probably kill you if somebody hit you with one.

... Now I'm hungry.

[knowsacrifice]

A powersaw.

[mach_kick]

That... sounds really messy.

[knowsacrifice]

Nah. It was a robot, so...

[mach_kick]

Oh, I see.

Robots are hard to fight. I always worry about getting electrocuted or something, which would just be stupid.

[lady_ofsorrow]

Motorcycle handlebars.

Yeah. Just the handlebars. The rest of the bike wasn't attached anymore. Which is actually, now that I think about it, pretty relevant to why I used them.

[mach_kick]

You use what's handy. And motorcycle handlebars would hurt if you got whacked hard by them.

You had a motorcycle then? Cooooool. I've never been on one.

[lady_ofsorrow]

Oh, it hurt, alright. Bastard deserved it too.

Had. I also had to buy a new one after Dante decided to be a dick. Let me tell you, he's never gonna get to drive it again.

...Well. Especially if I don't get out of this place. But, I grabbed one from a dealer here, if you wanna go for a ride sometime.

[mach_kick]

There's nothing like hitting someone who really deserves it. Or so I've been told--I never got to hit Seifer under the proper circumstances to know.

Dante? A friend?

I'd love to!

[powersoul]

Um, a monster.

[mach_kick]

A monster? Wow, that's talent. Where you fighting another monster with it?

[powersoul]

Well, see, I use martial arts, so I don't really use weapons. But there was a small pack of wolves, and my friends were hurt, so I just... Grab one of them by the tail and sort of... Swung.

[mach_kick]

Really?! So do I! We should spar sometime and see how much our styles differ.

I'm Zell Dincht, by the way.

Oh man. That is probably one the best stories I've ever heard.

[notachickenhawk]

[mach_kick]

This is a story I've gotta hear.

[notachickenhawk]

[mach_kick]

Evil grey slugs? You're pretty heroic. I hate slugs. I mean, who actually likes them, I know, but I really hate them.