This is ridiculous. Splitting us up and sending us to new homes without our permission? It reminds me of ShinRa. At least I can still keep an eye on Sam. But... Reno and Cloud aren't even with us?

And I feel... Strange in this place.

[Tifa is completely and utterly confused, and her head is pounding. WHOO AWESOME] Where... Am I? What's going on?

[Tifa has had a bad day, and it shows. SHE'S GOT HER FIRST HANGOVER IN FOREVER, and is thus popping like five aspirin] So, Reno... I owe you a massage, right? And Sam, I owe you an apology.

Anyone else I'm in debt to?

[Tifa is, guess what! Surrounded by flowers. And looking very thoughtful.] A wish...? Hm... I don't really know what to wish for, but I guess...

My friends. They've done so much for the world, you know? For me. They're good people. I want them to be happy. They deserve it.

[locked from Reno, but hackable]
So, since a certain Turk of ours is having way too much fun with the alcohol, I'm trying to get rid of it.

Any takers?

[There are tears in Tifa's eyes and she's trembling badly] Vincent. Reno... Reno is...

[Yes, Tifa is naked. And not so much embarrassed as pissed.]

Very funny.

...Would anyone be willing to tell me where exactly I am? And how I can get back to Edge, if at all possible? Or even if I can get to Edge?

O tidings of comfort and Tifa,
Comfort and Tifa.

God rest ye merry, gentlemen
from the Christmas Song Generator.

...Huh.

Aerith, maybe it would be best if you stayed with me for the time being. And Reno, I'm going to help you search, alright?

Also, Vincent? If you want to talk about anything, you know I'm always here.