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[machagagobed]

Dear internet,
You and me, we are good friends. We see each other like, every day. This being said, I have to warn you-
If you show me Harry Potter spoilers, we will not be friends anymore. I will send back all of the stuff you gave me. I will erase your number from my cell phone. I will cry to all my friends about what a bastard you are.
Love,

Comments

[praeludium]

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

Oh wait, that's from the sixth book. :P

[machagagobed]

Sirius is innocent!

[praeludium]

Harry Potter finds out he's a wizard!

[machagagobed]

Haha, damn, that was totally what I was going to say.

The DADA teacher is really Voldermort!