Isnt it a bit weird, as a bloke, the things that blokes get excited about? Like seriously? The things we get truely like proud and screaming happy at is kind of weird. I mean lets take the best news ever right? The thing thats just awesome. Which probably is "Cure for cancer has been discovered" You'd be happy at that news right? The definitive ( Read more... )

 Aye,

Sirs and ladies.

Listen in cos what I speak is what Ive fuckin known for the duration.

Everything you've ever done. Every peak of ecstasy that you've known. Whether male or female. Every achievement that you have attained. Every fuckin gold standard that you believe you have created. Every success that you have made it to. From the highest peaks ( Read more... )

Ya know what blows my mind?

Well a lot of things lol. Like how the eye has a blind spot. I mean its like WHAT? The frickin EYE has a blind spot. But whatever. The real thing that blows my head is generations and the definitions there of. Im sure people remember the MTV generation, or generation X as it was known. Closely followed by Generation Y (No ( Read more... )

Umm, finally found my old liverjournal password.

Wooooooooo!!

Totally.

I might say stuff later for like nobody to read. Woooooo!!!

I got freakin come on to by a prostitute today!!

You know how you hear about things and people tell you its on the increase and you hear the statistics and even the places that they occur but still you can pass by these places and be all like "Pshh, its an exaggeration." Well that shit occurs man! Its like the differance between hearing bout all ( Read more... )

Today I am truely geek.

I just purchased the most ultimate thing ever. A signed and numbered print of the last comic of machall from the gentlemen who made it. SIGNED AND NUMBERED!! One of 500 in the world!!!

I'm so happy and today I am truly geek.

 So I've been textin this lass I kinda fancy, and I've noticed this one thing. Her mobile number contains the number 666. Doesnt that say something? lol . That kinda says something, also in addition I've noticed that at the same time my dad was texting me contained 777 in it, the number of heavan ( Read more... )

Backstory

At the uni where I live the radiators are only put on by the management when the weather is really cold. I mean like blizzards and stuff. You'd literally have to have pensioners dying in their homes before these bloody things would be put on. As a result my room is constantly freezing. This is mostly due to my own personal hate of having ( Read more... )

Monkey Wrench by the foo fighters is officially the most awesome song of all time ( Read more... )

 Am sitting in the library. Trying to get work done and the guy next to me appears to have a grudge with his keyboard ( Read more... )