.... in.....ncouver ..... havi.....dventures.......and interne.....blems.

I went on a run this evening. 7:45 pace, 2.5 ish miles. on my way home I decided that if I were to ever design a marathon, I'd have it end on a steep downhill so that the spectators can watch the runners try to hurry towards the line. maybe the ones who wanted to win too hard would fall down. it'd be like nascar meets the munich 10k. I have some ( Read more... )

Turns out, driving is faster.
but only barely
of course, what if someone breaks 2:02? I'd certainly be impressed...

i totally have this problem too. only with, you know chicks.

poor octopi

also, remember this?

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we now have some math to back it up.
And that's not even taking the angle of attack into account! "holy shit!" indeed.

irish cover of Funky Cold Medina.
happy birthday Tone-Loc!

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woke up early (benefit of going to bed early last night)
exercised hard, nearly puked
ate healthy breakfast
went to work early, presented good results
was feeling pretty good

and then saw this.
now I hate everything.

just saw lindsey vonn interview on colbert report. She sounds like a f'ing retard palin-american.

5 yr old girl talks to a 911 dispatcher.

choice quote: "We're in our jammies. And I'm in a tank top, so i'll have to get dressed. I don't know what i'm gonna wear, but he really needs oxygen. really fast"

maybe I want a precocious daughter!

Performed at CPAC. but not really to an CPACers

just, wow. "everynight I pray to god to save me and give us a leader like we had in the 80s (reagan picture)"

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