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Dear Recycling Collection men,

When you collect the recycling from outside my house, and you have to carry the bin all of 4 feet to your big lorry, and you happen to drop a couple of small items out of it en-route… would it *really* be too much trouble for you to, I don’t know, maybe ( Read more... )

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Batman 3 director Christopher Nolan appears to have banged his head quite hard on a doorframe and is badly concussed. I’ve deduced this thanks to reports that Nolan has signed Eddie Murphy to play The Riddler in Batman 3. Eddie bloody Murphy.

But it’s not all bad, because it’s not as ( Read more... )

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Beaker sings Ode To Joy

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Unbelievable! The hunk of junk, also known as, “The piece of shit that I drive” passed it’s MOT! Not only that but I finally had the door handle replaced - OK, so it’s bright blue and the rest of the car is a dirty grey but still. Being able to enter the car via the driver’s side ( Read more... )

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Greatest ever throw-in.

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Another classic from The Onion.

“Holy living fuck…. Are you fucking believing this? Over,” Armstrong radioed back to NASA headquarters nearly 250,000 miles away. “I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon. I am talking to you from the goddamned fucking ( Read more... )

Some of you may have noticed I've sent you personalised copies of this already... :-)

Can you believe we had snow last night! In October! This country is mad ( Read more... )

Claire started back at work today, which also meant it was Oliver's first day at the childminders ( Read more... )