A Rant Worthy of The Onion

[mack_the_knife]

Fuck the South. Fuck 'em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah, those are states we want to keep

Comments

[vesper72]

I:m in Kyoto! When are you coming to Shanghai?

[mack_the_knife]

Tommorrow! Hah, I wish, currently Im a slave to the man, but I think sometime in the next 4-5 months Ill break my bonds and set myself loose upon the world. Send me an email, cellardoor21@gmail.com, and let me know how things are going. Congrats on finally making it!