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I'm not clumsy. I've never tripped.

Actually, I'm quite graceful.

However, I've fallen and gotten hurt far too many times than I care to think about.

Stop developing crushes on girls who become close friends. It's harder to find best friends, so quit screwing up those opportunities. I know it's nice to have all of those things in common, but you need to relax and enjoy the fact that you have a good friend. And while I'm at it, quit stealing girls away from other guys. It's messed up and it ( Read more... )

Burning bridges before the planks show signs of wear.

I should really invest in a real journal to write down things like this, but I had the craziest dream last night and I remember everything that was said. There was one quote that stood out to me ( Read more... )

As I watched Kyle Williams drop that kick that pretty much cost Arizona State the game, I was reminded of a moment in my life when I felt like an absolute let-down. He had TWO touchdowns that half and everyone was behind him until that missed catch. Everyone will remember that and there's no stopping it. He will be reminded of it again and again. ( Read more... )

"I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke."

Oh Fight Club... you know how to tickle the dark side of my mind.

Had a little love, but I spread it thin ( Read more... )

My girlfriend is fucking hot!! Holy shit ( Read more... )