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Many years ago, I went into my yard in South Africa, and I got a knife--and then he was like--"I'm so gay!" What do you think about that? All black people are from Africa, because they're foreign, and foreigners suck dick for coke. I really wanted to show them her big black gaping vagina. I got too flustered, because they would be watching ( Read more... )

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For my educational technology class, I had to create a web page and include a "teleography", or basically a little story that describes what my life would be like ten years from now. My teacher wanted us to be creative, but after seeing everyone else's start with "Dear Diary..." I decided to take a different approach. I wrote an obituary.

( LOS ANGELES -- WRITER-DIRECTOR MCLEAN THOMPSON FOUND DEAD IN HOTEL ROOM )

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I think I'm going to try out for college Jeopardy. The online test is in a month. I have some reviewing to do, but I routinely get around $8,000 - $13,000 when I play along when it airs on TV so I think I have a pretty good chance of getting to the auditions in Atlanta. It's weird, you take a test just to audition, and then you basically wait ( Read more... )

My favorite teacher from high school died two days ago. That was the first time I've ever cried after finding out someone had died, and really, the first time ever dealt with death. I always knew of people who died, but I never really experienced someone I know dying. I guess in some ways it's good that it took me 20 years to experience this, but ( Read more... )

I've been an iPhone owner for the past week now. It's been a pretty awesome experience. Although it hasn't got me laid yet, but maybe I didn't try hard enough. And without any further ado, I will try to bore you ( Read more... )

the dark knight

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