Now, usually I don't care about community service and instead lean towards community destruction, but I feel obligated to warn you all of this.

So, here's a quick PSA:

GREED IS A TERRIBLE BOSS WITH MEDIOCRE PAY AND HEALTH BENEFITS.

Thank you, that is all.

Okay, so, lots of explosions have happened lately. And none of them have been my fault.

I'm not the only one who sees something wrong with that, am I?

Don't worry, I'm working on it...

Guess who's back?

That was fun.

Greed, sorry for getting guts and stuff on Devil's Nest. Not sorry enough to clean.

...actually, not really sorry.

Greed:Medium

Gluttony:Medium

Wrath:Very High

Sloth:Low

Envy:Medium

Lust:Very Low

Pride:Medium

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

NOT A WORD about my Lust result.

You know it's a great day when I can wake up and say

"I have so much more money than Greed, and I've probably killed more people too."

Aren't ya sad you "let me go" now, buddy? Heh.

Wow, certainly has been eventful for me lately...I did something really cool that I sadly can't tell most of you guys about. Sigh. But I made quite a bit of money doing it, and used a portion of that to buy better food and better TV. Did you guys know that channel 563 is the Explosion Network? I thought that sounded like the coolest thing ever, but ( Read more... )

Yeah, that's right! Kill Phil was number one this weekend, beating out Scary Film 3 by a landslide. A LANDSLIDE.

Thanks guys for choosing my movies over the other ones.

Alright, so, it's a good week comin' up here. To go along with the release of my new movie "Kill Phil", Mental Breakdown Movie Studios will be having a little film festival. Anyone cool in the Los Angeles area should show up. Woo! I'm psyched! Movies playing include ( Read more... )

I got a job ( Read more... )

Here's the deal, I need some money. No, really, I'm used to going without good food but I like to have other stuff too ( Read more... )