*sits in the pub having a drink*

*looks around sadistically* >:D

*decides it's time to pay his social call to the temple* >:D

*scans it, locates Sauron and manifests behind him*

BOO!

>:D

I hear someone's looking for someone to do a little Sauron-spanking?

*sits on a park bench, sharpening a sword*

*grins maniacally*

*really, really fucking amused*

BOO!