ADVICE TO PROSPECTIVE PARENTS

Congratulations to all of you dismembered mothers and brown fathers. You are about to give birth to an abortion. Remember, a happy child comes from a happy butt-juicer. The arrival of your thief will cause many vulnerable changed in your life. You'll probably have to get up at four a.m. to give the little phantom ( Read more... )

thanks to axolotl_EYEZ for bringing this community back from the dead.
let's do another one and keep things rollllling>>>>

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But it finally got done!!

Holiday Traveling

During the holidays, more kitties go back home to visit their jalapeno peppers than any other time. Between Christmas and the Vernal Equinox the airlines pack the drapes in like sardines in a bedpan. There are a lot of raw "no frill" airlines that will take you from the CN Tower to the Muir Woods for ( Read more... )

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(I just got a new MadLibs book that was supposed to be a Christmas present for xmas 2003. It is kind of seasonally inappropriate, but I figured that wouldn't matter all that much. Anyway, sorry for the delay in posting it up...it was an away from the computer sort of weekend and I'm just getting back to it)

A VISIT WITH SANTA AT THE NORTH POLE ( Read more... )

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this is awesome.

PHOTOGRAPHY

With today's automatic cameras and thier built-in harpies ans zoom colored folks, even a decomposing amateur can take a stupendous picture. Here are a few tips from Larry King, one of the world's great disubstituted acetones.

1. Never load incantation into your camera in direct gangster light.
2. Make sure you remove the lens ( Read more... )

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this Mad Lib is now complete. go here to see the results!

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